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I love cake.

I don't know why, I was born this way. Cake is greatest dessert ever made, and dessert is the greatest meal ever made. There are many flavors, and many ways to create cake. All of them delicious. You can have cake at parties, at home, and at work. In fact, sometimes it's not a party unless there is a cake. You can frost it! You can add to the delicious texture of a moist cake by adding frosting. You can change colors of a cake. You can add frosting a completely different color than the cake, and that would not only be socially acceptable, that would be praised! You could add something between two cakes and it gets intergrated into the cake. You can stack two or three cakes on top of each other, and then it's stilled considered cake! You could stack two or thee cakes on top of each other, spread chocolate between them, and then even cover it with chocolate, and it's a wonderful cake! You can express yourself artistically with a cake. You can paint on cake. You can write meaningful dialogue on a cake. You can give cake as a present, and the recipient will be thrilled. When you declare your love to someone in a public ceremony, you are expected to make that real by doing so in front of God and cake! Cake us there at all the milestones. Cake us served at birth and at every anniversary of that birth thereafter. When you die someone will bring a cake. When you have a baby, guess what's in it for you? Cake! When you see on a really good date, cake and coffee is the best way to make that happen. There is even a cake made just to have coffee with! There are cake competitions. Cake sales. There are cake books! He'll, there's even a rock band Cake!

So, I repeat. I love cake.

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